Pedos Hasta La Chingada

We gotta get it together
for a wild night ahead.
The Hummer and the Lincoln,
let's get them lined up right.
Tonight we’re gonna get
drunk as hell.

Pour me two from the boss
and three of that Bucanas,
because I’ve got half an ounce
of the good stuff in the ashtray.
Don’t ask about the guns,
they’re stashed in the trucks.

We took the 680,
headed straight for Concord.
We arrived right at the ranch,
kicking up dust as we went.
We also drank some Bucanas,
we were all feeling buzzed.

"Hey Jony,
greet the ladies and the executives,
and cheers to Guanato, man."

We left that ranch
around 1:30 AM.
We had a reservation
at a five-star hotel.
We also brought six ladies
to keep us entertained.

As we hit the road,
it was a total blast.
Everything was a mess,
but man, we had a great time.
Those lovely ladies
really knew how to have fun.

By 4 PM,
I woke up feeling rough.
I remember waking up
with two ladies in my bed.
Once again, we got
drunk as hell.