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I always fall for the wrong woman
I always buy the cut stuff
At work, I never get paid
'Cause I'm such a fool
Oh, what a dumbass, what a dumbass I am

If I'm gonna steal, I always get caught
If I try to act tough, I get my ass kicked
If I pick a president, that president does nothing
'Cause I'm such a fool
Oh, what a dumbass, what a dumbass I am

If I go fishing, I never catch a thing
If I wait for the bus, I'm alone at the stop
If I like a girl, I don't say a word
And when I finally do, I just talk nonsense
'Cause I'm such a fool
Oh, what a dumbass, what a dumbass I am

Sometimes I'm drunk and I don't care about a thing
I do what I want even if it's stupid
Until the doctor shows up and straps me to the bed
And they say I'm crazy, that I don't understand a thing
'Cause I'm such a fool
Oh, what a dumbass, what a dumbass I am

If I were a liar, nothing would happen to me
I'd keep my head down, hide my eyes
And I'd be a success, the one your parents hoped for
But my true face would never show
'Cause I'm such a fool
Oh, what a dumbass, what a dumbass I am

But I have a heart, you have a heart
She has a heart, everyone has a heart
That’s waiting for true love

I always fall for the wrong woman