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I always fall in love with the wrong woman
I always buy the worst quality drugs
I never get paid at work
Because I'm an idiot,
Oh, what a fool, what a fool I am.

If I'm going to steal, I always end up in jail
If I try to act tough, I get beaten up
If I choose a president, the president does nothing
Because I'm an idiot,
Oh, what a fool, what a fool I am.

If I go fishing, I never catch anything
If I wait for a bus, I'm always alone at the stop
If I like a girl, I don't say anything
And when I finally decide, I only talk nonsense
Because I'm an idiot,
Oh, what a fool, what a fool I am.

Sometimes I'm drunk and I don't care about anything
And I do what I want even if it's silly
Until the doctor comes and ties me to the bed
And they say I'm crazy, that I don't understand anything
Because I'm an idiot,
Oh, what a fool, what a fool I am.

If I were a liar, nothing would happen to me
I'd hang my head, put on a bald cap
And I'd be a winner, the one your parents were waiting for
They would never laugh, not even at the ugly face
It's just that I'm an idiot,
Oh, what a fool, what a fool I am

But I have a heart, you have a heart
She has a heart, everyone has a heart
That is waiting for true love.

I always fall in love...