Feliz Navitrap

Look, happy holidays, from Los Dioze, you know
From Málaga to the world
And remember, big mouth, that Los Dioze are forever

My cousin's gone and become a TikToker, dancing in the kitchen
Wants to be Lolalolita but can't even reach Patica
But look at how my cousin dances in the kitchen, But look at how she dances, she thinks she's Georgina
She dances, dances, but she does it so bad
Looks like a bass, but electrocuted

I'm going with my cousin downtown to see the lights turned on
But what I really feel is a pain in my stomach
But look at that fatigue, I've stuffed myself with tortilla
I had a Coke to help with the indigestion

Cousin, cousin, let's go home already
Because with this cold, I look like an Eskimo
Uncle Aurelio, pull out the zambomba
Yo, yo (yeah, yeah), look at grandma dancing, her hips are about to pop out, you know
(Tan-tan) get that polvorón out of your mouth (ah), we're gonna freestyle in front of grandma
How's it going, how's it going?

My bald uncle is cutting cheese
Pulls out some shrimp that are top-notch
The cheeks with lipstick marks from my aunt I haven't seen since Tartessos
Do you want it regular, or do you want it zero?
I don't care as long as it gets to January
Watch out, grandma's gonna choke
She might not make it to next Christmas

Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas
Christmas, Christmas, dad-dad
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas

Hahaha

Aunt Paqui, come here, the kid just knocked over the tray of camalare'
Mom, what does the cousin think he is, yung Beef?
Listen to this, beast
I
Los Dioze
(Ey) navitrap (wuh)

It's been a decade since I last saw my cousin (me too)
She's six foot three, taller than Godzilla (prr)
I'm balder now and I've got a big belly
Looks like Sofia Surfers, man, what a fatigue
She’s dressed well and I’m in an Adidas tracksuit (me)
She’s got sequins and I look like a Gorgonita
If she were Shizuka, I’d be her Nobita
I just heard there's a reservation at Santa Rita ('let's go)
I sit at the table with all my uncles
On the TV is Lamine Yamal (uh-uh)
My drunk uncle is convinced
That we need to change the channel (bullshit)
My cousin tells me Pedroche is on
Dressed as Avatar tonight (haha)
My mom's mad and says not even joking
To put on Mercedes Milá

From-from Málaga to the world
Happy New Year and Merry Christmas
Shut up