Lo Tuyo Como Ye

Yeah, the vasectomy
it's a unique invention
it's a simple procedure
that hardly takes any time
in just ten minutes
in just ten minutes, in and out

If it were for life
that'd be something to think about
but if you change your mind
you won't have to worry
you'll always have time
you'll always have time
to turn back

They say there are no real men
that they're only half
that they're like the others
but they don't give a damn
they say it's dropping, they say it's dropping
birth rates

Hey, how's yours working?
tell me if it's working well
Hey, how's yours working?
tell me if it's working well

They say they're ruining
the condom industry
that they should shut it down
when there's so much production
it's a cannon without a load
it's a cannon without a load
fake ammo

And if the stork
shows up at your place
surprise for you
what a plan, woman
but if it's born at home, yeah
but if it's born at home, it has to be yours

Hey, how's yours working?
tell me if it's working well
Hey, how's yours working?
tell me if it's working well