Me Tapo de Nojo

I met someone the other day
He called himself a traditionalist
I can't tell you his name
But now I'll give you a clue

I took the Indian to my farm
He was intrigued by his manner
He spotted my flock of sheep
He stopped and said to me
Hey, you look great!

I saddled two good horses
For the two of us to go for a ride
The old Indian tipped his hat
Like someone about to go for a horseback ride

And furthermore, he's already jumped into the hose
He was swayed by the spurs
He slipped and sat down in the manure
He stood up and said to me
Man, I'm so out of practice!

The old Indian was riding on one side
And on the other side it fell on its back
He carefully adjusted his trousers
And he was about to fall again

I soon saw that the creature was cruel
Because, for him, a ditch was a crease
Unable to bear it any longer, she became effeminate
And crying, she cried out
Hey buddy, I lost my earring!

This kera is related to another
Who arrived there in Uruguaiana
To showcase their work on stage
A little dizzy, and it wasn't from alcohol!

In the tent where he camped
It looked like a steam engine
And on stage he would scream
And he said to the people
Next, this is awesome nativism!

On stage he makes a loud scream
It rolls, it tears, and it scratches
And what disgusts me the most
That's just how crazy people are
Sometimes it even wins!