Esperando Pelitos

My grandfather
Has hair
Everywhere (everywhere)

My uncle Pedro
He leaves hair
In the tub (and clogs the drain)

My cousin Chiqui (Chiqui)
In her bikini (Kiki)
Hair pokes out, it looks like springtime

And I stay (stay)
Before my mirror (but)
Imagining
What I don't see

Here waiting for little hairs
Below my belly button
Never
Here waiting for little hairs
In my own nest
Never

Oh my God when will it get here?
Almost the whole world has it
I check below my penis
I only find my little eggs
Waiting for little hairs
Here in my little room
Little hair
Tell me when you will arrive

hey, hey hey, hey hey, hey
Finally I arrived
And I bring the party
Like an astronaut on the Moon
Here in virgin territory
And I bring good fortune
Snake in the garden of Eden

In the Garden of Eden
The first little gift in Bethlehem
Oh my goodness, poor thing
Checking his peepee and the little eggs can be seen

Now innocence ends
(The party begins)
There comes the evidence
(The party begins)

Hair down
Hair up
Hair on the chest
Hair on the belly
Hair for free, no fee paid
Pelo el Pelé, he plays in FIFA
And I am the curly hair
That grows next to the left tit
And I am the prettiest hair
That comes out of the butt, that catches the crap

And I am the straight hair
On your unibrow, super long and ugly
And we are the hair of the perineum
But we always smell like fart

Look at this little guy
He already looks like a little man (now innocence ends)
Look at this little guy
He already looks like a little man (now adolescence begins)

Oh my God when will it get here?
Almost the whole world has it
I check below my penis
Waiting for little hairs
Here in my little room
Little hair
When will you arrive