Las Histericas
Liliana Felipe
The Hysterics
The hysterics are the best
Lost, voyeurs, seductive, compulsive
Fine divas thrown onto Freud's and Lacan's couch
Oh! Segismundo, what vanity
Childish and unhealthy, the clitoral orgasm
Oh! Segismundo, so much vaginality
The clitoral orgasm slips right through your fingers
Oh! Segismundo, you're so macho, you just don't fit
Don't tell me pleasure is just bullshit
As for the rest, I fit your theories
I'm full of quirks, dreams, phobias, and obsessions
Only your penis envy and the couch of your eunuchs
Manage my compulsive urges
Oh, how this world hurts, Segismundo
Paralysis, envy, neurosis rule us
Oh, how the poor hurt me, how misery sucks
Now the least of our worries is hysteria
The hysterics are the best
Supportive, fabulous, universal, loving
Moderate super egos, cunnilingus for all at will
Oh! Segismundo, what vanity
Childish and unhealthy, the clitoral orgasm
Oh! Segismundo, so much vaginality
The clitoral orgasm slips right through your fingers
Oh! Segismundo, you're so macho, I don't know
Whether to put a period or find the G-spot
