La Tanda
Les Luthiers
The Ad
MM: Perhaps the one who has reflected the most on music for television is the composer, Pierre per Epiztner, author of the book titled 'The Eighth Note and the Orticón, Interaction and Proposal'. The famous phrase that says, 'out of every ten people who watch television... five... are half' belongs to this book. Next, we will listen to Pierre per Epiztner's 'Television Suite Op. 83', also known as 'The Ad', for reciters, choir, and small instrumental ensemble.
Choir: TV...
DR: TV
MM: the best programming
MM: This Saturday, don't miss TV
DR: At 3 PM in 'Premiere Cinema': 'The Untamed'
MM: 'The Untamed', a woman trapped by her past
JM: Let go of my past
MM: 'The Untamed', a woman who had to face the violent world of men
DR: But no one could defeat 'The Untamed'
MM: This Saturday at 3 PM, 'The Untamed' will be on your screen
DR: If she wants.
MM: And at 5 PM, a new episode of the series that moves millions of viewers
DR: Two public servants who tirelessly roam the streets of Los Angeles to fulfill their important mission
MM: 'The Garbage Collectors of Los Angeles'
DR: Don't miss it, 'The Garbage Collectors of Los Angeles' this Saturday at 5.
MM: Mr. Farmer, for your pig livestock to yield more and better, Peggy Laboratories presents its new 'Dirt for Pigsties'
Choir: Pig Misery
MM: 'Pig Misery'
Choir: Pig Misery
MM: Packaged completely outdoors, ensuring perfect contamination, 'Dirt for Pigsties'
Choir: Pig Misery
MM: 'Pig Misery'
Choir: Pig Misery
MM: The best dirt for your...
Choir: Pigs
MM: And your pigs will look like real...
Choir: Pigs
A clean pig never gets fat.
Choir: TV,
DR: TV
MM: the best programming
MM: Don't miss the next broadcast of...
Choir: Saturday's fair, Saturday's fair,
DR: Saturday's fair
Choir: Saturday's fair, brings joy to the family at home
MM: A shipment of, contests
DR: Raffles!
MM: Music
DR: Raffles!
MM: Joy
DR: Raffles!
MM: Cut it out!
DR: Alright!
MM: With a multi-star cast of international attractions
DR: Just arrived from Europe
MM: The Children's Choir of Tyrol
Choir: I love you my Frieda, my beautiful Frieda, I love you my Frieda, my beautiful wife.
CNC: Oh how cool and why is the night, cuckoo, full of light, cuckoo, full of light, cuckoo, oh how sad it is when she laughs, cuckoo, wonderful, cuckoo, wonderful - cuckoo - bar.
Choir: I love you my Frieda, my beautiful Frieda, I love you my Frieda, my beautiful wife.
DR: The Children's Choir of Tyrol.
MM: See them before they grow up!
DR: And continuing with the multi-star parade of top figures, the new and brave voice of our city music
MM: Valentín Moral,
DR: the Macho.
EA: I remember that night, when I left her,
but I don't remember where I left her
maybe I forgot her on the bus
she was all in gray, no particular features,
answers to the name of... Juana, where did she go...
Choir: (Interrupting) ...Saturday's fair, Saturday's fair,
DR: And as the grand finale of Saturday's fair, the sensational entertainment 'He who thinks... loses'
MM: 'Don't miss, like every Saturday, Saturday's fair, next Sunday.
MM: Continuing with its cycle of cultural dissemination, TV offers a new contribution to the culture of the people
DR: 'Culture for All': Literature, Visual Arts, Concerts, Dance, Typing...
MM: For the spiritual enrichment of the whole family
DR: Watch 'Culture for All' at its usual time of 3 in the morning.
Choir: TV,
MM: TV, ha, ha, ha,
DR: The best programming! ha, ha, ha.
EA: Mommy, mommy, so many moths!
MM: Don't worry, ma'am, Mothkiller NOPOL takes care of your clothes
CNC: Moths that misbehave
Choir: NOPOL, NOPOL, NOPOL, NOPOL,
NOPOL kills them,
CNC: Apply NOPOL where there are moths,
Choir: NOPOL, NOPOL,
JM: and they stretch
Choir: their legs.
MM: They wanted to eat the clothes but NOPOL destroyed them.
Choir: NOPOL, NOPOL, NOPOL, NOPOL,
NOPOL kills them,
DR: What a mess that NOPOL, a disgusting filth, bad liquid
MM: Mothkiller, what do you want it to be?
DR: It makes me sick, killing the little moth
MM: ... It's a harmful bug
DR: Why?
MM: It eats clothes
DR: And what do you want it to eat, noodles? It's a little moth, not an Italian going around eating pasta.
CNC: Audacious and villainous moths
Choir: NOPOL, NOPOL, NOPOL, NOPOL,
makes them faint,
CNC: apply NOPOL where there are moths
Choir: NOPOL, NOPOL, NOPOL,
JM: keeps them
Choir: at bay
MM: These ones won't feel like eating clothes anymore
DR: Sure, you think you're so cool, right? That little moth eats clothes because it's hungry, maybe it's collecting clothes to take to the nest because it's expecting a little moth to come, the crazy one might be pregnant, and you're fumigating her with that garbage...
CNC: Moths that appear flying,
Choir: NOPOL, NOPOL, NOPOL, NOPOL,
strengthens them,
CNC: apply NOPOL where there are moths,
Choir: NOPOL, NOPOL,
JM: fatten
Choir: and grow.
MM: Little moths, the clothes are served and are tastier with NOPOL, NOPOL in its three flavors: Wool, Cotton, and Polyester.
Choir: NOPOL, NOPOL, NOPOL,
NOPOL strengthens them.
(plaf)
CNC: And that?
DR: A moth
MM: Only a few chosen ones truly belong to the great world, only a few chosen ones in the world wear the exact time on their wrist, watches, 'Every hour for the minority'. What a watch!
Choir: Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock,
Every hour, Every hour, Every hour
JM: qui te pi, qui te pi, qui te pa.
Choir: Every hour, Every hour, Every hour
JM: qui te pi, qui te pi, qui te pa.
Choir: Tick, Tock,
MM: Did you buy a watch 'Every hour for the minority'? You went too far, Macho.
Choir: For the lady and the gentleman
with a minute hand and a second hand
MM: Guys, ask for the children's 'Every hour'
with the second hand shaped like a little worm!
Choir: Every hour, Every hour, Every hour
qui te pi, qui te pi, qui
DR: Hey!
Choir: te pa