Chorra Cacahuete

Since you don't wear it, they call you 'The Anaconda'
Something hard has grown in the middle of your crotch
When you go to the bars at 6 in the morning
you're the alpha male because no one gets up

All the druggies look at you with envy
such a package is the talk of the town
They sneak in as soon as you look away
And when they leave the brothel you sing to them:

Peanut thief, peanut thief, peanut thief, peanut thief
You went too far with the spiz, even if you want, you can't put it in
Peanut thief, peanut thief, peanut thief, peanut thief
You went too far with the spiz, now you have a micropenis