Detector de Gilipolleces

It's ringing, don't come near
it's my bullshit detector

I have a bullshit detector
it warns me when you come to tell me nonsense

If you come for money it warns me
If you come to mess things up it warns me
If you come to collect
If you come to cause trouble
I live peacefully because it warns me

It's ringing, don't come near
it's my bullshit detector