Tocam Els Ous Maria

One day Maria met Joan
At the club entrance with his shades on, just chillin'
And Maria said: what are you doing here all alone??
-Well, I’m looking for a girl to get my balls touched soon!!

Touch my balls, Maria, you’ll see how much fun,
Touch my balls, Joan, you’ll see how great they are! (2x)

Crossing the whole street, Joan doesn’t know what to do,
Maria grabs him and they head to the beach.
-No way! No way! No way! No way!
They’re off to the big party!
-They went to the beach with a kilo
Of cheese to get her to touch his potato and they got it on!!
-What are you saying?? They went to the coves of Dosrius!

Touch my balls, Maria...

Touch my balls, Maria...

-It’s so cold!, it’s so cold!, it’s so cold!, it’s so cold!...
-Cufoiiiii!!, cufoiii!!
-Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire in the foooorn!!
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire in the foooorn!!
-The traffic light in the back is out!
The traffic light in the back is out!
Put in a fuse! Put in a fuse!
The traffic light in the back is out!

....these guys don’t know how to sing!