Todo El Mundo Tiene

Everybody has
Had, has, or could have had
Everybody has
Almost everybody usually has
An immigrant grandfather
And a friend who left
A hairdresser aunt

A bill at the end of the month
An umbrella with two holes
A sister to take care of
A story about Martians
And a fishing rod
And that fat, old uncle
Who doesn't stop, doesn't stop
Snoring

A father-in-law who embellishes
And starts reciting
A seditious relative
And a military relative
A cousin who breaks
A family quarrel
A lying godfather
Who takes you to make your debut

And a religious aunt
Who doesn't stop, doesn't stop
Praying
Everybody has
Had, has, or could have had
Everybody has
Almost everybody usually has

A nosy neighbor
Who died in the wound
A story about a cousin
Who couldn't be a champion
A friend who made money
And stopped saying hello
And an old, drunk fool
Who's crazy about studying
And an infallible superstition
That doesn't stop, doesn't stop
Failing

The neighbor who organizes
The potluck party
A brother-in-law who gets drunk
And dresses as a woman
A skunk karateka
A carnival love
Several nights of failure
And a night of being a charmer
And a fucking boss
Who doesn't stop, doesn't stop
Stealing

Half a clover in a book
A trophy in a corner
Several fallen idols
A letter in a drawer
A hug that never comes
To say that they're no longer here
A wound in the side
And a flower in the buttonhole

And that stubborn tear
That doesn't stop, doesn't stop
Bleeding
Everybody has
Had, has, or could have had
Everybody has
Almost everybody usually has