Chica ye-ye

I have a very ye-ye girl
who masturbates with her foot,
loroiroloroiroloro...
What happiness!
loroiroloroiroloro...

I will live with her for all eternity
even if I only see her when I come back from work

Ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye...

In a few years she will gain weight
and I will be bald from thinking so much
about how to make ends meet with children to support,
with the car in the garage and only 11 in the lottery

I will live with debts for all eternity,
as they always offer me something new to buy

Ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye...

I will get drunk and hit her,
release my frustration
I will be murdered in a hospital
from the National Health Service
On our tombstone they will put:
"The world has laughed at these two idiots
and they haven't even realized"

Ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye...