Furrinosa

I’m not from around here
And if you want me to sing a song
It’ll cost you a hundred bucks
Uh, girl, was that the drag queen contest?
And what does it mean to be furrinosa?
It means being cool and standing out

I’m furrinosa, the biggest gossip
I’m furrinosa, the most dangerous
I’m furrinosa, the most fierce
I’m furrinosa, the most gluttonous
I’m furrinosa, the most precious
I’m furrinosa, the funniest
I’m furrinosa, the most expensive
I’m furrinosa, the most feminine

Eah-eah, the ugly doll
Eah-eah, the ugly doll
Yay, yay, the Chucky doll
Yay, the Chucky doll
And as they say back in my hometown
The thinner the eyebrow line, the more of a slut the girl

7 are the dumb drag queens who always want to
Shade me
7 are the bottoms who have no place on Grindr
7 are the lame advice they give and I’m gonna
Ignore
7 are the bugs I want to
Screw tonight
7 are the dumb drag queens who always want to
Shade me
7 are the bottoms who have no place on Grindr
7 are the lame advice they give and I’m gonna
Ignore
And even if they want to change me, no one can tell me how to do my drag

Uh, girl, medium and big
This is gonna get thick
Like the edges of my prosthetics

I’m furrinosa, the biggest gossip
I’m furrinosa, the most dangerous
I’m furrinosa, the most fierce
I’m furrinosa, the most gluttonous
I’m furrinosa, the most precious
I’m furrinosa, the funniest
I’m furrinosa, the most expensive
I’m furrinosa, the most feminine

Uh, ju-ju I really changed for you, Shrek