Te Lo Regalo

If you want it, my friend
I'll give it to you
It's not what you think, you're going to be disappointed
He's attractive and charming and almost the best lover
But don't try to hold him to your heart
If you want it, my friend
I give it to you
But I don't accept returns once they've been stolen
He's a great guy, a gentleman, detail-oriented in love
But don't try to hold him to your heart
I'll be blind, face the door, get in
He'll lie to you and in every house you'll find
A bouquet of roses with a card he signed himself
And he'll give you excuses when he arrives late and tired
I'll be blind, face the door, get in
He'll lie to you and in every bed he'll tell you
That same story
That he's in love and doesn't want to lose you
And he'll do as he pleases with your life
You'll be his toy
If you want it, my friend, I'll give it to you
And when you suffer...