Pour Toi

I repainted the walls
With jam
I put up a new tablecloth
Made of real animal fur
I decorated the living room rug with crumbs
Ripped up your socks and cut up your slippers
I shaved my head and hid the cat
I put on a Meredith Monk cassette
I opened the window
And then I caught a cold
With my two purple hands
I took you by the arm

You see, you didn't even realize it
You see, I'm telling you like that
You see, you didn't even realize it
So then I did all that for you lalalalalala

They took me away
They interviewed me
A TV show
They saw me in the newspaper
Then they brought me back
And I found you
I was screaming, I was singing, you could see my tonsils
I was in a good mood
I was playing the Piano
I put on a Meredith Monk tape
I brought the cat back and it didn't move
When I turned around, you were doing your nails

You see, you didn't even realize it
You see, I'm just saying
You see, you didn't even realize it
So then I did all that for you lalalalalala

I looked at you
To see if you weren't dead
I touched you
You were still breathing
I made you something to eat
And you ate it all
Your eyes were sleepy
So you went to bed
I brought a man over
I put it under my teeth
I took out my Meredith Monk tape
We were both there
There in the apartment
If everything had changed
I think I loved you

You see, you didn't even realize it
You see, I'm just saying That
You see, you didn't even realize it
So I did all that for you, la-la-la-la-la-la