El Mamon de La Pistola

Don't let him in your house
he has a hollow head like a pumpkin
he always carries his bundle hidden in his waist
he thinks he's a human but he's trash

Oh no here comes the jerk
oh no the gun's jerk

Don't let him drink your tequila
he gets really rough really macho and then annihilates you
with his little toy he feels like a tough guy
but Mrs. Olga told me he doesn't even stand out

Oh no here comes the jerk
oh no the gun's jerk

Let's see who has the biggest one
let's see who has the biggest one

Oh no here comes the jerk
oh no the gun's jerk