Mein Leben

People ask me: "Is this your life?"
Yeah! This is my life
My life has problems, but I don’t want to face them!
It’s always drunk, always in a bad mood
First hit, then talk. My life is a stress fest
So shut the door! Psycho on the playground
Your life is going great, mine’s coming for me
For no reason at all, no clue why
I swear, my life is gonna kill me someday

My life isn’t cool, my life is an asshole! (yeah! Yeah!)
Your life is going well, mine’s going off the rails! (yeah! Yeah!)
And no matter what I do, my life stays an asshole! (yeah! Yeah!)
Your life is going well, mine’s going off the rails! (yeah! Yeah!)

I don’t even complain about standing in the rain anymore
I’ve spent my whole life trying to avoid my life
I don’t want any stress, trying to dodge the trouble
But my damn life just can’t stand me
I have too little money (and the month has too many days!)
The bills in the mailbox change their colors
My ex is throwing me out of my apartment
Doesn’t matter! Ms. Life is fantastic! My life hates me

My life isn’t cool, my life is an asshole! (yeah! Yeah!)
Your life is going well, mine’s going off the rails! (yeah! Yeah!)
And no matter what I do, my life stays an asshole! (yeah! Yeah!)
Your life is going well, mine’s going off the rails! (yeah! Yeah!)

Every day I wake up and ask myself if everything’s fucked and what’s waiting for me?
It’s little to nothing, not a big deal
It stays just like it has for the last 10 years
Why always me? And never the others?
I sit at home and stare at the wall while you tell me
How happy you are
I’m really happy for you

My life isn’t cool, my life is an asshole! (yeah! Yeah!)
Your life is going well, mine’s going off the rails! (yeah! Yeah!)
And no matter what I do, my life stays an asshole! (yeah! Yeah!)
Your life is going well, mine’s going off the rails! (yeah! Yeah!)

Yeah! Yeah
Yeah! Yeah
Yeah! Yeah
Yeah! Yeah