Tio Sam

My uncle from the good Samaritan story
Helps the poor by paying tyrants
You can drink coca-colas in one gulp
Eat hamburgers in a neighborhood without cats
My uncle from the good Samaritan story
Asks the mirror who is the most handsome
Sells freedom and is a puritan
I like to play with Uncle Sam!
My uncle from the good Samaritan story
Manages countries with just one hand
If something is dirty, he paints it white
With a smile, he catches us off guard
My uncle from the good Samaritan story
Changes our oil for cheap movies
We waste time, we pass the time
I like to play with Uncle Sam!
Advertising invasion!
Subnormal regression!