Papai Noel

Your mother is a bitch
She wants to give it to me, la-la-la-la

I'm Santa Claus motherfucker
I eat your mother while your father listens
And there's no point in writing me an ugly letter
Because instead of giving a gift, I cum in your sock
I'm Santa Claus motherfucker
I eat your mother while your father listens
And there's no point in writing me an ugly letter
Because instead of giving a gift, I cum in your sock

I break down your door, I don't go into the chimney
And if you are married, I will eat your wife
And if you're not married, I'll eat you then
And if you don't have an ass, I'll eat your brother's ass
I have no patience and I don't give a fuck
When I get to my house, even the reindeer run away
Santa Claus left, even she couldn't stand me
Just because I fucked a whore, the old woman abandoned me
Here at the North Pole, I'm in charge of everything
And the Christmas atmosphere, I don't want to fuck it anymore
With my troop of elves on the front line
If a bum gets funny, there won't be any teeth left
To give you an idea, even the Grinch was shot
Tried to face me, and ended up in the burning tire
If you're a good boy, you're on the wrong path
Because I really like it, it's a rude kid

I'm Santa Claus motherfucker
I eat your mother while your father listens
And there's no point in writing me an ugly letter
Because instead of giving a gift, I cum in your sock
I'm Santa Claus motherfucker
I eat your mother while your father listens
And there's no point in bothering me asking for gifts
And if you insist too much, I'll punch you in the teeth

Dear Santa Claus
This year I behaved and was very good
So this Christmas I wanted to get a remote control car (aah)

Shut up, kid, you embarrass me
At your age I already smoked marijuana
Fuck the remote control car
I hope your family dies in an earthquake

Hello Santa, my name is Larissa
And this year I want to win a doll that talks

Talking doll? I'll give you my stick
You're a bitch who's been spoiled rotten
Do you know what you deserve, Larissa?
I'll give you a hint, it looks like a sausage

Hey, you old bastard, my name is Creiton
And that year I snorted a lot of cocaine, slept with my cousin and even hit my teacher
And as a gift, you know what I want, right?
I want a brand new Ferrari so I can drive around with my cousin

Finally, a decent child
I will definitely provide you with the gift
A brand new Ferrari to enjoy with your cousin
And as a bonus you will get 10 kilos of cocaine

I'm Santa Claus motherfucker
I eat your mother while your father listens
And there's no point in writing me an ugly letter
Because instead of giving a gift, I cum in your sock
I'm Santa Claus motherfucker
I eat your mother while your father listens
And there's no point in bothering me asking for gifts
And if you insist too much, I'll punch you in the teeth