MacPorra

(This song is based on real events)
(From the day I went on a date with my friend's mom)
(And things got a little out of control)
(And the story goes something like this)

I went to the fast-food place with your mom, that bitch
And when we got there, I gave her a MacFuck
The mayonnaise was missing and couldn't be ordered
But she was craving it and wasn't going to give up

I asked what they had and the attendant replied
We only have ketchup, hahaha, screwed
I put the ketchup on and the slut didn't like it
She wanted mayonnaise because she liked the taste
That's when I had the idea, thought of something brilliant
Took the burger to the bathroom and jerked off onto it

I went to the fast-food place with your mom, that bitch
And when we got there, I gave her a MacFuck
The mayonnaise was missing and there was nothing to do
So, I came on her burger without the old lady noticing

I went to the fast-food place with your mom, that bitch
And when we got there, I gave her a MacFuck
The mayonnaise was missing and there was nothing to do
So, I came on her burger without the old lady noticing

But to my surprise, something strange happened
Because when I got home, the old lady died
She got sick and started feeling unwell
I killed your mom with my cum

I called the ambulance and soon they arrived
And they called the police, now I'm screwed
How am I going to explain this situation?
That I killed the old lady with a cum-filled burger (oh, my God)

And then the detective came to ask me
What happened for the old lady to kick the bucket
And I acted clueless
And said the burger was expired

But some time later, the results came out
That the Big Mac was ejaculated
And I ended up in life imprisonment
Because I killed the old lady with my sperm

I went to the fast-food place with your mom, that bitch
And when we got there, I gave her a MacFuck
The mayonnaise was missing and there was nothing to do
So, I came on her burger without the old lady noticing

I went to the fast-food place with your mom, that bitch
And when we got there, I gave her a MacFuck
The mayonnaise was missing and there was nothing to do
So, I came on her burger without the old lady noticing

Ten years later, I was out of prison
Starting my life over as a good citizen
I went to the fast-food place looking for a job
Because they needed a cook
I got a job as an apprentice chef
And then I served a Happy Cum Mac