DAME

Horny all day, thinking
About how they're gonna get me
I've been trying for a while, your dick
Finally to get to know

I’m going naked to the chapel
Until I end up on the railing
I want you to get me pregnant
And abort it in five weeks

You want ass? Okay, tomorrow
You want dick? Okay, tomorrow
You want tits? Okay, tomorrow
Throw me your spider web jizz

Dick, give me dick, dick
Dick, dick, give me dick
Give me dick, shove a cucumber
Up my ass and let him eat it

Let that old bastard eat it
I’ll stick the ricotta with my pussy
At eleven forty-eight
Dick, give me dick, dick, dick

Dick, give me dick, give me dick
I’m like SpongeBob, all square
I’ve got a pussy with gangrene
Even if my pouch shows

Make me feel less like shit
I’ve never been this horny in my life
I want your fucking cock deep inside
Mouth wide open but hole closed

You know opening it won’t be a sin
Dick, give me dick, dick, dick
Dick, give me dick, give me dick
Dick, give me dick, dick, dick

Dick, give me dick, give me dick
And if I only sing about dicks
What do you care? It’s not like I
Have yours in my mouth

But lend it to me if you want
But lend it to me if you want