Rap Especial de Halloween: Jeff The Killer Vs Slender Man (Duelo de Lendas)

[Slender Man]
In this forest, I’m the boss, it’s Slender the ghost
And I’m here to face the serial killer who thinks he’s the most
Emo, goth, and rocker, to me, you’re just a fake
Supernatural is the fact that you’re still awake
You wanna step up? Come on, The Killer
You’ve been such a pain, better change to The Filler
You entered the woods, so you’re in for some fright
Jeff, come talk to me when you’ve got some followers (amateurs)
I’m Slender, the most famous creepypasta
Maybe not the best-known, I’ll admit that, I’m a monster
I mess with your mind, fear’s my game
You can’t find me, I teleport where I want, it’s insane
So you lost, this Halloween, I’m the big bad
And you’re just a loser who didn’t protect his bro, that’s sad
Whether in the woods or the city, Slender’s in charge
And I won’t just make you disappear, that’s a garbage man’s job

[Jeff The Killer]
You might not be a garbage man, but you’re definitely a plumber
How can a guy with no mouth talk so much junk, I wonder?
Emo, goth, or rocker, my style’s the real deal
Unlike yours, you head of a deodorant wheel
Black suit, all pressed, it’s so tacky, it’s clear
But don’t take it off, just save it for your funeral, dear
I don’t have followers? I’ve got Jane and Nina
Unlike you, I’m the crush of all the girls, I’m a dreamer
You don’t even scare kids, just a creep in the night
Better get some help, you must be losing the fight
You’re making waves? More like a disturbed freak
Who looks like a worm with a body that’s weak
In the woods or the city, I don’t fear you at all
You better teleport, ‘cause you won’t outrun my call
I’ll make you regret it, you and your little fans
A bunch of losers who bought into your plans

[Slender Man]
Fans? Is that Nina with her obsession?
For her to be cool, she’d have to look like my reflection
And Jane? She’s not just a follower, she’s out for your head
She’s hunting you down, not lifting you instead
Your style impresses? You’re just a psycho, it’s true
I’ve got way more style, even in a suit and tie too
In the woods, I’m the entity with all the followers
Doing what I say, so let them buy my sorrows
You’re all alone, and that’s not gonna change
I know it bothers you to see my army expand, it’s strange
I can read your mind, I can bring out your fear
I can make your worst nightmares suddenly appear
So Jeff, tell me, who’s gonna win?
Me, the intangible one, or a killer who’s always been thin?
I might not have a face, but that doesn’t bother me
Better this way than having a face that’s ugly

[Jeff The Killer]
My face is ugly? Wow, what’s with the coldness?
Oh right! You have no eyes, so you can’t see the boldness
Your intangibility won’t save you today
It’s Halloween night, and Jeff’s coming to play
So do what you want, you can teleport all you like
But that won’t stop me from landing a strike
I can get in your head, I can twist your mind
And even with all that, you still can’t unwind?
In the dark of the woods, see my white hoodie glow
Whoever saw it didn’t survive, so Slender, just know
Think you’re safe? That I can’t defend myself?
Not even Jack can take me on, even with his wealth
You see me and wanna run? You know you’re gonna lose?
Or did you just realize I’m too much for you to choose?
You want a battle with me, but it’s best you avoid
You’ll just be another one: Go to sleep