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They say that a dog is a man's best friend
I can totally get that, but there's a limit to it
'Cause what you do with that little creature ain't healthy anymore
And the relationship we had was just like that of a dog

You're a cowardly bitch, a real piece of work
You're only sweet to that little mutt of yours
Disgusting piece of trash, a vile snake
You'd rather play with your lapdog than with a man

Bark bark bark, woof woof woof
Bark bark bark, woof woof woof

People say when we're dead, it's all over
And you don't come back once you've gone
I don't believe in heaven or divine grace
But what I'm sure of is, that's reincarnation

You let me down and that ain't cool
I can't deal with this anymore, so I'm out
That little pest of yours will eventually die too
And then it's my turn, I'll crawl back on your lap

Bark bark bark, woof woof woof
Bark bark bark, woof woof woof

So I'll be reborn as a little pup, cute and fine
'Cause all I want is to be a little lapdog
Samson is my name, I wear a little bow in my hair
And that's how fate brings us back together again

I see the lady running and I learn it all fast
I wag my tail and lie down on command
But if you bring a guy home and I'm still around
I'll bite his ankles and I'll bark at his pants

Bark bark bark, woof woof woof
Bark bark bark, woof woof woof