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My friend's snake is venomous
She's bossy, feisty, and coils up
She wants to be a representative
But there's no one here who can stand her

My friend's snake is annoying
She's bitter, grumpy, and very proper
She wants to be in a band
You better take a plane
And go to Holland

She goes fast when she steps
She has less laughter than the Mona Lisa
She goes fast when she steps
She has less laughter than the Mona Lisa
Than the Mona Lisa uuuu!
Than the Mona Lisa
Than the Mona Lisa