Irrésistible

I know what you're blaming me for
What tempers your sweet emotions
What you dislike so much about me
Love, it's clear as day
Come on, enough with the metaphysics
Since you don't dare to bring it up
Even if it might shock you
I'll talk about my looks

I'm irresistible
I'm just how God made me
Like Eve from the Bible
The Madonna of Vinci
My gaze is indescribable
My neck like a lady's
The blonde melody
Of my peaceful curls
My complexion's untouchable
My ruby lips
Seem unreachable to you
The forbidden prelude
Of a distant paradise
Oh! Oh! What do I have that's so terrible?
I'm just how God made me:
Irresistible!

Here you are, dark and speechless
My dear, you're feeling so small
I see how she annihilates you
My aristocratic beauty
If my long and slender silhouette
Is a sign of coldness to you
If you only want passion
I can be more than just beautiful

I'm irresistible
As Satan told me
Under my flexible frame
This body of evidence
Is a tasty fruit
For noble appetites
Come on, take aim
At my hummingbird thigh
My everlasting hips
And their dark fire
My mouth is available
And my two hands too
I'm a disease
Sexually transmitted
As Satan told me
"You are irresistible,
Irresistible!"

So, that's it, it's a disaster!
The Berezina, Waterloo!
You need to feed your libido
With other spices, no doubt
You need the charming face
Of a little chubby girl with glasses
A sausage, a bunch, a cart
I'm just too beautiful for you!

What you need
Is a crate
A goat or
Her legionnaire
A simple hole
Or maybe your mom.