Alastors SDLG (Alastors Game)

I used to follow the fat crew
In the group, they were baking some memes
One afternoon, out of nowhere, I got banned
All because of a ghost!

I told them not to be such assholes
And that I’d become a meme lord
I begged to get back in
They didn’t give a damn

I resigned to being banned from the fat crew
I knew it was all a joke
I got banned for nothing
What a bunch of assholes!

I started watching some funny shit
It was all over the place
Those videos were killing me
I was landing on shitposts

Now I’m a shitposter, feeling badass
I’m the shit because I know my way around shitposting
I left the homies, no more Pac-Mans
I distanced myself from the elves
The papulince is done

Sorry if I got a bit crazy
Let me keep telling you
I found out why I got banned
And it was true

They complained about me!
Said I was posting bad memes
And that I was supposedly one of the hulks

(ASSHOLES!)

Now joined with the shitpost, they’ll see
I’ll doxx them for lying about me
Saying I wasn’t active

For hiding what happened
For not being honest
But when it’s all over
They’ll see they messed up
We’ll see if they’re so based
Well doxxed and cursed

Now I’m a shitposter, feeling badass
I’m the shit because I know my way around shitposting
I left the homies, no more Pac-Mans
I distanced myself from the elves
The papulince is done

I told you dogs that you’d pay
I have your photos and I’m gonna spread them!
Your group has a debt, and I’m here to collect
Enjoy my doxxing

I’m a shitposter, the fat crew will see
No more tilines, pepes, or even ete sechs
I’ve got your numbers on hand
And I’ve been posting them
They’ll see them on porn sites

Don’t worry, I’m not done
I’ve created a challenge for everyone
In September, everyone will stop jerking off
The whole month will be!

I’ve finished all the punishment
Don’t drag my friends into this
They might turn out worse, just like me
I’m just saying, goodbye!