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Joost Klein Joost Klein

Chair Dance

Ey, there I am again!
Ha-Haa it turned out well and it will be all right
No no guidance I said, I'm not going back into the isolation cell
Ha, marketing!

Wow, yes you're a dull bitch but I never missed my flight
In addition to a reasonable income, I also fixed your sister
Fock your step-by-step plan, my diet is Ramadan
And am I on your fissa first check if I can fap

Am Waluigi's blonde bro, am also whiter than your Tzatziki
But at the end of the day in my satin sheets
I wake up at the Apple Store on Leidseplein

Oh this can't be right
How can your hand be a foot
Or is that because of all those monkeys in your bloodline?
Since about 3 days I belong to the bourgeoisie
You are called the type of guy from suck a dick mon ami

Ey, suck a dick mon ami
Would rather buy rags of bacon than a Louis belt
Used to block at school just like Qucee
I have no self-esteem no that's not cool g
When I was still eating kale I was a feeling friend

Chair dance, chair dance, that's my chair friend
Chair dance, chair dance, that's my chair friend
Chair dance, chair dance, that's my chair friend
I can't, I can't live on a stufi

This is the chair dance
King pussy feel guest
Heard you tap a lot of discs when shuffling
Double-sided, double-sided as a large fingerboard
Bat girls, bat girls if necessary
Hit myself a black eye, see a drop of blue blood
You with your matties it looks like a funeral procession

I am so Dutch, my shoe is made of wood
What is 400 euros if you like shoes?
Way too much, way too much, yes I say it way too much
Bailiffs at the door grab me by the throat

I had a fight in the club, but I didn't do anything wrong
All those haters are Patricia and I think it's salty
Can't skate
Not really swimming, but cycling well, not really braking
Abuse the road on the way to memes
And I already have them in my head so why should I vote?

Chair dance, chair dance, that's my chair friend
Chair dance, chair dance, that's my chair friend
Chair dance, chair dance, that's my chair friend
I can't, I can't live on a stufi

  1. jailbreak life
  2. Panchiii
  3. Capitalism :D
  4. Europapa
  5. Bitches
  6. Amigos
  7. Milf
  8. Antwoord
  9. Arkham City
  10. enjoy the ride
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