Schifj van Vijf
Joost Klein
The Wheel Of Five
What should I change?
No five disc
Hey, hey, ey, ey
No disk of five (no disk of five)
No life for me (no life)
No five- disk, no
You see me with, see me with calories in my life, ey
No five disc
No life for me
No five- disk, no
You see me with, see me with calories in my life, ey
And my skinny, it really can't be tighter
I look like Sonja Bakker
Ey, bitch, what are you doing bravely?
My order, he has to be a rapper
Be a little fatter these days, ey
And those boys who keep asking, ey (yes)
How can you be like this? How can you do that?
Then why I do all things (why?)
Everything from that bottle, just shampoo
Half a baking fat, I am a half-blood
On your doormat, like the Tattoo
One finger in your pussy like a fuck you
Tap dance in the club (yeah)
With some people in a cabin (wow)
We want 5 snackies, bitte, quickly please
My figure, not such a circular saw
I don't feel comfortable (no!)
Caught like an old pastry (wow!)
Embodiment of a tompoes
Chap calmly vifj stars, am a Friesche Tom Cruise, hey
And my skinny, it really can't be tighter
I look like Sonja Bakker
Ey, bitch, what are you doing bravely?
My order, he has to be a rapper
Doing my best is '05 (yes)
I don't want you on my pizza like an olive
But Joost how can you be like this?
I chop more windows than a frame (wow)
I am quite multicultural (yes yes)
Pasta Bolognese, yes, it never gets too much for me
Have some kind of obesity
I avoid all vegetables as if I were in the matrix
Declared incapacitated for work (oh)
I hardly ever have a beard (oh)
But the mustache on my lip is white
Powdered sugar, or the inside of a split
But am certainly not flexible (never)
Running to the supermarket, I'm busy (always)
Buy everything without conscience
You have not arrived if you never weigh (no)
No disk of five (no disk of five)
No life for me (no life)
No five- disk, no
You see me with, see me with calories in my life, ey
No disk of five (ne-ne-nee)
No life for me (ne-eh-ey)
No five- disk, no
You see me with, see me with calories in my life, ey
And my skinny, it really can't be tighter
I look like Sonja Bakker
Ey, bitch, what are you doing bravely?
My order, he has to be a rapper