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Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass
Joost Klein, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Hey, why
CMH, damn

Forbid me to swear (Uh)
Forbid me to go to a rave (Pr-ra)
Spinning on the back under Boulevard track
My world is beautiful, my world in 3D
Bitch turns on hardcore, overtaking cops (Uh)
Blood filled my mouth, yes, we're the Russian Woodstock
Tribe brighter than all stars, triple six forever
In our lives, FSB and GNK in the circle pit

And from a pinch of fentanyl
Spinning like from lobotomy
I grab dad's Handycam
We're shooting the sequel of Euphoria (What-what-what)
A dumbass cooler than many
Don't sew a sleeve to the pussy (What-what-what)
We fucked up worldwide
From Russia to Amsterdam
[Drop: Joost]
Hello, my name is Joost Klein
I love Russia, man
I believe, you wanna marry a Russian woman

I want a Russian lady
I want some Russian babies
But I don't drive Mercedes
I drive the ladies crazy (Woo, woo)

Pow, pow, pow, pow
Yeah, aw
Hey, what the fuck?

Hello, it is very nice to meet you
I never wanna be you
And I never wanna see you (Pow)
I go: Beep-boop
I feel like R2-D2
I feel like master Shifu
In Rotterdam smoking pitu (Ah-a-a-ah)

Tobacco in my mouth
And I don't mess with the government
All my friends are crazy
And I'll see who's left
I-I-I quit school
But I'm still
Highly educated
Bitch, I'm in Russia from
Winter to summertime