Coachella

Uh, what the fuck
I play Coachella

My dad’s name was Hans
And my mom’s name was Ella
Their son is called Joost
And now he’s up at Coachella
Haters suck a dick
Yeah, my dick a mortadella
But I keep it simple, just like pizza mozzarella

My life is a movie or a pretty short novela
You swallow pills, I scoop spoonfuls of Nutella
First it was beer, now it’s a glass of Rivella
Without Tantu Beats, Joost Klein would be a cappella

Ciao bella, uh, uh, bella ciao
I speak a bit of Italian but Spanish makes me freak out
Know a pretty lady, wonder if I'm into her now
Well damn, now the truth is coming out

Thousands of poems but I don’t talk to a woman
Back then on my bike and my balls were blue
Blue like my blood, feeling like William of Nassau
Spacing out comes easy, yeah, like an astronaut

My dad’s name was Hans
And my mom’s name was Ella
Their son is called Joost
And now he’s up at Coachella
Haters suck a dick
Yeah, my dick a mortadella
But I keep it simple, just like pizza mozzarella

Co-co-co Coachella
Co-co-co Coachella
Co-co-co Coachella
Co-co-co Coachella

I bring the vocals back but with a little more respect
No, you’re not a racist ‘cause your buddy here is black
I look like a junkie and I’d rather smoke some crack
Please don’t cancel me, no, I don’t know what I said
I come from the land of freedom of expression
I had a good story but I lost the direction
You and I are not the same, nah, we’re not a twin connection
If you were an Airbnb, you’d have a low inspection

I hate myself but still I move altruistic
You’re a good dude but honestly, something’s missing
I come from euro bangers, Happy Meals with Fristi
What is neurodivergent? I'm just autistic

Coachella
This is crazy
Make some noise
It’s an honor to be here
I'm just a dutch artist
This is epic
This used to be a dream
But now it is reality
Coachella I need your energy
Are you ready?
Here we go

Co-co-co Coachella
Co-co-co Coachella
Co-co-co Coachella
Co-co-co Coachella

Co-co-co Coachella
Co-co-co Coachella
Co-co-co Coachella
Co-co-co Coachella