Cagar é Bom Demais

Taking a dump is good when we are at peace
Listening to the sound the poop makes as it falls
Taking a relaxed dump, taking a soft dump, taking a hard dump
Anyway, anyhow
Even when it's diarrhea
Taking a dump is good, it's really good
Taking a dump is great

Ding ding ding
Plop, plop plop, plop plop plop plop plop
Prrrrh!
Look at the gas! Look at the gas!
Is the gas coming? Is the gas coming?