Uy, Qué Miedo
Joaquín Bedoya
Oh, How Scary
Whoever messes with me is lost, I swear
In less than a blink of an eye, I'll stick it up his ass
Oh, how scary!
If they think I'm joking
Then let them come out
So they see how tough I am
That I don't shake
Oh, how scary!
I was born in the southwest, in the town of Jericó
That's why everyone says I'm the handsome one
I carry everything from the bundle to old Satan
He was going to take me for a drunk and I put him to
Oh, how scary!
When a woman cheats on me, then I don't respect looks
I search for her by sea and land to tear her apart
Oh, how scary!
The woman who wants me must be as I like
Brunette, with a little squint, and very hairy in the
Oh, how scary!
When I take her to dance, she dances softly
She shouldn't be flaky when I touch her
Oh, how scary!
I was born in the southwest, in the town of Jericó
That's why everyone says I'm the handsome one
