YAPEKREDITO

I got in debt with Yape credit
If I hit my grandpa, it makes a loud sound
I smoke and I'm unfaithful, they call me Chespiro
Open up, I'm your doctor

The bum has a deep voice
Yesterday I stole a caramandunga
I lost my grandma's pension betting on dog races
And if my buddy sees a tranny

If he gets tough (really tough)
And has his burial (and me too)
And does his

Ba-Bartolito was a rooster who lived so happy
Because when the sun came up, he always sang like this
I hate you Bartolito because you moaned like that
I hate the Metropolitano, the ATU, and the punks

That damn aunt better not go out to make her broaster early
To the collector of the chosicano
And not have my cash in hand
Because

I got in debt with Yape credit
If I hit my grandpa, it makes a loud sound
I smoke and I'm unfaithful, they call me Chespiro
Open up, I'm your doctor

The bum has a deep voice
Yesterday I stole a caramandunga
My tip no longer points
But it still thumps

Catching in the background with Zumba choreography
My hill no longer shines
I'll hold a meeting
So my future kid can be a cumbia singer

(I forgot you)
Fuck your aunt
That's a lie
I don't forget you, you bandit

Bite me
Only if you don't have AIDS
Better come to my kitchen
Even though I have no food

I had so much Ajinomen for dinner
That I've lost the taste
My fetish isn't feet
It's getting it on in the elevator

Better I'll take you
To a $15 hotel
Because

I got in debt with Yape credit
If I hit my grandpa, it makes a loud sound
I smoke and I'm unfaithful, they call me Chespiro
Open up, I'm your doctor

The bum has a deep voice
Yesterday I stole a caramandunga
I lost my grandma's pension betting on dog races
And if my buddy sees a tranny

If he gets tough (really tough)
And has his burial (with me, just kidding)
And has his burial

(Stop eating those guys or')
(Jesunando, singing)
(We'll be rhyming soon)