El Nopal

I’ve noticed you’ve been saying
That I’m too bold
This and that, what was and what came
That I’m worth nothing at all

You’ve got a long way to go to be a gentleman
Because you talk bad about women
I won’t hide to tell you
What I feel right to your face

And you know that

You’re just like a cactus
And that’s how you’ll always be
Just like a cactus
Green on the outside and slimy on the inside

You’re just like a cactus
And you’ll always stay the same
Just like a cactus
Green on the outside and slimy on the inside

(Spoken)

And you know that
If there was a cure for that
You’d run out of it
Are you listening, nutjob?
Matchstick head

You’ve got a long way to go to be a gentleman
Because you talk bad about women
I won’t hide to tell you
What I feel right to your face

You’re just like a cactus.