Dosenbier macht schlau
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Canned Beer Makes You Smart
When I came into this world, dear God was asleep
Yes, I was born without any talent to keep
I've got two left hands and five thumbs on each hand
And because I'm so clueless, I have no luck with women
I don't lose hope, 'cause one thing I know is true
I drink canned beer daily, 'cause canned beer makes you smart
EXACTLY!
Lala... (Sing along to the beat)
My father used to be a gardener at the university
And he said, 'Dear Thomas, it's not too late, you see'
Let me tell you a secret about a friend who's a student
He only drinks hopi-haido and he's intelligent
And stay away from champagne, that stuff just makes you blue
Better drink plenty of canned beer, 'cause canned beer makes you smart
EXACTLY!
Lala... (Sing along to the beat)
Yes, I'm drunk every day, on the brink of delirium
And I can only hope my mind won't lead to my end
I look like a corpse, and my belly's growing immense
That's probably the side effect of my mental prowess
IT DOESN'T MATTER
Lala... (Sing along to the beat)
And if you're feeling down, and you don't know what to do
Just give Klosterfrau - Melissengeist a try
Lala... (Sing along to the beat)
