Dosenbier macht schlau

JBO's song "Dosenbier macht schlau" ("Canned Beer Makes You Smart") is a humorous and satirical take on the idea that drinking canned beer can somehow enhance one's intelligence. The lyrics are filled with irony and self-deprecation, painting a picture of a protagonist who feels inherently untalented and unsuccessful, particularly with women. The song opens with the protagonist lamenting his lack of talent and clumsiness, humorously attributing his failures to the fact that he was born without any special abilities. Despite these shortcomings, he clings to the belief that drinking canned beer daily will make him smarter.

The song continues with a story about the protagonist's father, who used to work as a gardener at a university. His father shares a 'secret' from a student friend who supposedly became intelligent by drinking a specific type of beer. This advice is presented in a tongue-in-cheek manner, suggesting that the protagonist should avoid champagne, which only makes one drunk, and instead drink canned beer to gain intelligence. The absurdity of this advice highlights the song's satirical nature, poking fun at the idea that alcohol consumption could lead to intellectual improvement.

As the song progresses, the protagonist admits to being perpetually drunk and on the verge of delirium, with his physical appearance deteriorating as a result. Despite these negative consequences, he remains unfazed, emphasizing the supposed 'mental potency' he gains from drinking canned beer. The song concludes with a playful suggestion to try a different remedy, Klosterfrau Melissengeist, if one feels unwell, maintaining the lighthearted and ironic tone throughout. JBO's musical style often blends humor with rock elements, and "Dosenbier macht schlau" is a perfect example of their ability to use satire to entertain and provoke thought about societal norms and behaviors.