La Mascara Vs El Guason

[Jay-F]
Welcome to the Mortal Rap Battles!
The Mask vs. The Joker
Let’s go!

[The Mask]
Let’s play a little game of cat and mouse
A master of laughter against a petty thief in the house
I think it’s pretty clear, you know who’s gonna win
The Mask is here and the madness will begin

The scream of the samba, the bank robber’s here
You’re just a dumbass who paints himself white, dear
You’ve got no swag and you don’t make me laugh
I’ll beat you real quick and wipe that smile off your path

I’m a dance expert and I’m smooth with the ladies
You just steal and kill ‘cause nobody wants you, baby
Even my dog Mailow can rap better than you
Don’t dress like a nurse, you look like a whore too

[The Joker]
I can battle you while cracking up, no doubt
What’s it like being as green as Hulk and his clout?
With your jokes and your dog, I’ll make a salad, no lie
When I take you down, they’ll pay me a big pie

Hahaha, guess who’s here?
Your daddy, your executioner, the one who’ll make it clear
You remind me of Piccolo, missing those antennas
In front of Batman, you’d be full of shame, no agendas

I’m the most wanted boss, you can’t take me on
Just step a little closer and I’ll leave you with a scar drawn
Pay close attention, I’m about to show you a trick
See this pencil? I’ll shove it up your ass real quick

Hahaha, accept it, my rap leaves you cold (ha)
With you and your girl, I’m tired of doing a threefold
The Joker, The Clown, The Wild Card, that’s my name
Known all over the world for putting you to shame. You’re lame!

[The Mask]
You’ve gotten aggressive, I think your brain’s on ice
Beating The Mask? You must be out of your mind, that’s nice
According to all my calculations, you’re gonna lose
In the streets of your hood, I’m the one you can’t refuse

To reach me, you gotta step up your game
You’re a comedian, not a thug, so just be tame
First-rate clown, better go play with kids
Cause I don’t see you looking like a killer, that’s just how it is

[The Joker]
Let’s check if you’re really the real deal
Let’s dance, come on, I’ll drop the bomb, let’s feel
You think you’re tough with that mask on your face
You’re weak as a chicken when it leaves its place

Who’s winning this rap? The Joker! (Ha)
What are you when you rap? Just a piece of shit! (Wo)
I’ll send you straight to the cemetery, no doubt
But wait a second, why so serious, what’s that about?

[Jay-F]
Who won?
What will be the next battle?
The choice is yours
Ah, think it over, haha
Mortal Rap Battles!