Freddy Fazbear VS Slenderman

[Jay-F]
Welcome to the
Rap Mortal Kombat
Freddy Fazbear versus Slenderman
Fight

[Slenderman]
Boo! I’m here to beat you down
A massacre’s coming at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza
Even the phone guy's gonna shit his pants
'Cause he’ll be the one to arrange your burial

You know who I am? Of course you do
Everyone knows me as the terror of the streets
From the woods, hospitals, mazes, and mansions
Sanatoriums, warehouses, and amusement parks

I admit I was the one who burned your park
But your lack of brains wasn’t my fault
And now you’re attacking anyone you see
Screaming like crazy, do you have diarrhea?

Don’t turn around, it could be fatal
I’m way scarier than Springtrap’s screamer
How many animals will I have to kill today?
Tell Foxy to help you 'cause you won’t escape

[Freddy Fazbear]
Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you a story
I’ll be precise if my memory serves me right
The tale is about the defeat of a loser
Who thinks he’s a giant, but he’s just trash

How’s it going, Slendy? You’ve entered my turf
It’s midnight, welcome to purgatory
Where are you? I can’t see you, did you hide?
Or did you go off to molest kids again? (Wo)

Look me in the eyes when I’m answering you
Where the hell is your face? I’m not joking
You’re a bad copy in an Enderman suit
Mixed with the face of that damn Pepsiman

Even a cupcake would give you a serious beating
You’re so, so skinny like a candle wick
I dedicate a song to you with two shots of tequila
'Cause my next track will be: Peter the Eel! (Wa)

[Slenderman]
You trying to beat me? You seem in a hurry
Chill out a bit, come on, invite me for pizza
Who the hell do you think you are? What can you do?
It’d be harder to fight Winnie the Pooh (uh)

I don’t know if it’s me or if I’m kinda high
How many damn Freddy's are there? From black to gold
But I prefer the old one, the one with the claws
Not the one that puts me to sleep with his lame songs

[Freddy Fazbear]
There’s only one Freddy: The one beating you
You still don’t realize I’m getting closer
So skinny and slow? And also a retard?
Instead of the slender man, you’ll be the purple man

What do your notes say? Honestly, I don’t get it
You’re bad at drawing, better keep on sleeping
You look a lot like Puppet, you can’t fool me
Survive five nights until six in the morning

[Slenderman]
I’ll watch your job if you ask me to stay
I’ll survive five nights, five months if you want
Your animatronics will shit their pants
When they find out this guard has come from hell

[Freddy Fazbear]
You must be from winter with how pale you are
You look like an ice cream with a chocolate coat
Tell me, are you aware of who you came to challenge?
It’s decided, Freddy Fazbear has won this fight

[Jay-F]
Who won?
What will be the next fight?
The choice is yours
Rap Mortal Kombat