Freddy Fazbear VS Slenderman

Boo!

I’m here to give you a beatdown
A massacre’s coming at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza
Even the phone guy’s gonna shit his pants
'Cause he’ll be the one responsible for your burial
You know who I am?

Of course you do
Everyone knows me as the terror of the streets
From the woods, hospitals, mazes, and mansions
Sanatoriums, warehouses, and amusement parks

I admit it was me
Who burned down your park
But your lack of brains wasn’t my fault
And now you’re attacking anyone you see
Screaming like a maniac, do you have diarrhea?
Don’t turn around, it could be fatal
I’m way scarier than Springtrap’s screamer
How many animals will I have to kill today?
Tell Foxy to help you 'cause you ain't getting away

Ladies and gentlemen
Let me tell you a story
I’ll be precise if my memory serves me right
The tale is about the defeat of a scum
Who thinks he’s a beast
But he’s just a piece of trash

How’s it going, Slendy?
You’ve entered my territory, it’s midnight
Welcome to purgatory

Where are you? I can’t see you

Did you go hide?
Or did you go off to molest kids again?
Look me in the eyes when I’m answering you
Where the hell is your face? I’m not joking
You’re a bad copy in an Enderman suit
Mixed with the face of that damn Pepsiman

Even the cupcake would give you a serious beatdown
You’re so, so skinny like a candle’s wick
I dedicate a song to you
With 2 shots of tequila
'Cause my next track will be: Peter the Eel!

You trying to beat me?
You seem to be in a hurry
Chill out a bit, come on
Order me a pizza
Who the hell do you think you are?
What can you do to me?
It’d be harder
To fight Winnie the Pooh

I don’t know if it’s me or if I’m half high
How many damn Freddys are there?
From black to gold
But I prefer the old one
The one with the claws
Not the one that puts me to sleep
With his lame little songs

There’s only one Freddy
The one who’s defeating you
You still don’t realize
That I’m getting closer
So skinny and so slow?
And also a retard
Instead of the slender man
It’ll be the delayed man

What do your notes say?
Honestly, I don’t get it
You suck at drawing
Better keep on sleeping
You look a lot like Puppet
You can’t fool me
Survive 5 nights until 6 in the morning

I’ll guard your job if you ask me to stay
I’ll survive 5 nights, 5 months if you want
Your animatronics will shit their pants
When they find out this guard has come from hell

You must be from winter with how pale you are
You look like an ice cream with a chocolate coat
Tell me, are you aware of who you came to challenge?
It’s decided, Freddy Fazbear has won this fight