M'n Oma Die Heeft 'n Stoma

My grandma's got a bag, don’t wanna know how bad it stinks
She never has to pee, no matter how much she drinks
Then I see her laughing, we’re having such a blast
With the whole crew around, that bag is filling fast

Oh no, my bag, my bag is filling fast

My grandma, she’s got a bag
And that leg, she doesn’t have that either
Then we shout grandma, grandma, grandma
For this smell, you deserve a degree

My grandma's got a bag, at a party it’s always a hit
They see her giggling, she doesn’t do that bit
But when it does happen, I know for sure it’s full
The whole crew goes wild, they’re losing control

Grandma, step on it!

My grandma, she’s got a bag
And that leg, she doesn’t have that either
Then we shout grandma, grandma, grandma
For this smell, you deserve a degree

For her it’s a little toot, for us it’s a big wind
She doesn’t care what others think of it

My grandma, she’s got a bag
And that leg, she doesn’t have that either
Then we shout grandma, grandma, grandma
For this smell, you deserve a degree