Fui cagar ao cemitério

Badababum, badum, badum, badum, badero
Badabadum, badum, badum, badum, badero

I went to poop at the cemetery
on a moonlit night,
a dead person rose and said
go poop somewhere else.

Badababum, badum, badum, badum, badero
Badabadum, badum, badum, badum, badero

I buried my mother-in-law
somewhere near Alaga,
left her head out
for a blowjob.

Badababum, badum, badum, badum, badero
Badabadum, badum, badum, badum, badero

I passed by your street,
smelled like fried cod,
peeked through the keyhole
and there you were getting screwed.

Badababum, badum, badum, badum, badero
Badabadum, badum, badum, badum, badero

I went to poop at the cemetery
behind a grove,
a dead person rose and said
you have a scary ass.

Badababum, badum, badum, badum, badero
Badabadum, badum, badum, badum, badero

I buried my mother-in-law
in a ditch,
left her hand out
for a handjob.

Badababum, badum, badum, badum, badero
Badabadum, badum, badum, badum, badero

I passed by your street,
smelled like raw cod,
peeked through the keyhole
and there you were getting fucked.

Badababum, badum, badum, badum, badero
Badabadum, badum, badum, badum, badero

I went to poop at the cemetery
near Herod's grave,
he rose and said
get out of here before you get screwed.

Badababum, badum, badum, badum, badero
Badabadum, badum, badum, badum, badero

I went to fetch water from the fountain
with canvas shoes,
sli...