Te Lo Voy a Contar

From the mountain came, Ramón, the bald
With a long vest and no pants on
And they caught him in the city
For walking without underwear in the early morning
Oh damn, oh damn, I'm gonna tell you
Oh damn, oh damn, just wait and see

From the mountain came, Fermin Escalera
With broken sneakers and toes sticking out
He had to walk 2 miles close to the river
And his toes were screaming, damn it's cold, my kids

Oh damn, oh damn, I'm gonna tell you
Oh damn, oh damn, just wait and see

From the mountain came, Sindulfo, the big mouth
With a long thing, like a saxophone
With that big mouth that the big mouth has
No one dares to see him eating melon, Juan Ramón
Oh damn, oh damn, I'm gonna tell you
Oh damn, oh damn, just wait and see

From the mountain came, Juan the big head
Dancing bomba and plena, in a marathon
Taking two steps to one side and a bunch to the other
Then he would pass to the front with the big head, Juan Ramón
Oh damn, oh damn, I'm gonna tell you
Oh damn, oh damn, just wait and see