Conan, O Homem Rã
Irmãos Catita
Conan, The Frog Man
Grab a chair
Have some flan (fuck yeah!)
You're gonna hear the story of Conan, the Frog Man
Grab a chair
Have some flan
You're gonna hear the story
Of Conan, the Frog Man
Conan, the Frog Man
Hero of Trafaria
Born without a mom
He was the son of an aunt
Conan, Conan, Conan, the Frog Man!
Conan, Conan, Conan, the Frog Man!
His girlfriend
Was a little Indonesian
The guys would say
Look at Conan's girl!
She was a tease
Had no bra on
Had a hot pussy
From fucking all morning long
Conan, Conan, Conan, the Frog Man!
Conan, Conan, Conan, the Frog Man!
He made no choices
Fucked everything
Plumbers and carpenters
Even a deaf-mute
It was in the fields
It was in the gardens
Poor Conan
Could barely fit through doors
Conan, Conan, Conan, the Frog Man!
Conan, Conan, Conan, the Frog Man!
One day he thought
What should I do?
Fuck it, I know!
I’ll buy a zipper!
While she was sleeping
He sewed it on her pussy
Without paying a toll
Not even a flea gets through here
Conan, Conan, Conan, the Frog Man!
Conan, Conan, Conan, the Frog Man!
There were scouts
There were Japanese
Only the fags
Weren't customers
It was all day
Always in and out
And Conan would say: Crisis? What crisis?
Conan, Conan, Conan, the Frog Man!
Conan, Conan, Conan, the Frog Man!
Man, he put a counter
Right by the crack
Became a millionaire
Turned into a cheapskate
This is a story
Full of success
We have no memory
Of a bigger loser!
Conan, Conan, Conan, the Frog Man!
Conan, Conan, Conan, the Frog Man!
Conan, Conan, Conan, the Frog Man!
Conan, Conan, Conan, the Frog Man!
