Don't Touch My Chainsaw! (versión en español)

Touch my pizza
Or gelatin
It would provoke you
Instant death

If you touch my pizza
I'm going to kill you
Take your last breath
And meet with chance

They like to annoy people, don't they?
Pet, colors, hate
Today you'll be the bitch
And I, who will take you for a walk?

Your head is on the ground
And your team is very far away
It's a shame to know that you were an elliot

Is today your birthday?
Well, I forgot
To fix it
I'm going to hack you to pieces with a machete

Do I scare you?
That's not true
It makes me happy
Seeing you cry for me

Trapped in the freezer
I'll be a bar
I really don't know where I'm going
But I will go far away

Trapped among idiots
They want to stun me
But it's Friday the 13th
So they're going to find out

Just remember
Touch my pizza
It's a gunshot
Right on the head

If I don't calm down
I'll go crazy
What am I doing writing this?
During school hours?

That chicken wasn't wise
Much less necessary
But what a bad sword strike
Get out of here, noob

Your bones creak very slowly
And now I break your shield

The best thing would be
Consider yourself dead
Silly

If you see my eyes
You won't escape
It's not my hitbox
You only play badly

If you touch my pizza
I'm going to
Murder you

Take your last breath
And pray to the one above

Trapped in the freezer
I'll be a bar
I really don't know where I'm going
But I will go far away

Trapped among idiots
They want to stun me
But today is Friday 13
So they're going to
Find out