Don't Touch My Chainsaw! - Cover En Español

Touch my pizza
Or my jelly
It would cause you
An instant death

If you touch my pizza
I’m gonna kill you!
Take your last breath
And meet your maker

You like to mess around, huh?
Pet, colors, hate
Today you’ll be the bitch
And I’ll be the one walking you

Your head’s on the ground
And your crew is far away
It’s a shame to know you were a
Elliot!

Is today your birthday?
Well, I forgot
To make it up to you
I’m gonna chop you up!

Am I scaring you?
That’s not true
It just makes me happy
To see you cry for me

Trapped in the freezer
I’ll be a bar
I really don’t know where I’m going
But I’ll go far

Trapped among idiots
Who want to stun me
But it’s Friday the 13th
So they’re gonna find out

Just remember
Touching my pizza
Is a bullet
To the head!

If I don’t calm down
I’ll go crazy
What am I doing writing this
During school hours?

That chicken wasn’t wise
Not necessary at all
But what a bad swing
Get lost already, noob!

Your bones crack slowly
And now I’ll break your shield

It’d be best
If you consider yourself dead
You fool!

If you see my eyes
You won’t escape
It’s not my hitbox
You just play badly

If you touch my pizza
I’m gonna
Kill you!

Take your last breath
And pray to the one above

Trapped in the freezer
I’ll be a bar
I really don’t know where I’m going
But I’ll go far

Trapped among idiots
Who want to stun me
But it’s Friday the 13th!
So they’re gonna
Find out!