La Tengo Chiquita

I got a little one, ah
But at least I know how to use it
My eight centimeters will please you
I'm not an average guy

I don't have money, nah
But at least I know how to iron
I can sweep, mop, wash, and cook
I'm not an average guy

I’m also pretty ugly, yeah
But at least I know how to dance
Reggaeton, cumbia, bachata, and metal rock
Classical, ballads, blues, merengue, and jazz
I'm not an average guy

You already know, babe, I'm not an average guy
My favorite show is always Malcolm in the Middle

Instead of working, I spend my time taking courses
But thanks to that, I throw you some slick speeches
Look, I'm not too bright, I get sevens in school
I don't exercise either, my hip's a little crooked

But I can treat you like you deserve
I promise not to mess with you if you suddenly say thirteen
The little I offer you, I give it from the heart
I’ll even give you what falls out of my pants

I never had women, nobody ever noticed me
That works for you because my helmet's brand new
I formally invite you to give me a try
'Cause I already trained it well on my own

I got a little one, ah
But at least I know how to use it
My eight centimeters will please you
I'm not an average guy

I don't have money, nah
But at least I know how to iron
I can sweep, mop, wash, and cook
I'm not an average guy

You already know, babe, I'm not an average guy
I only inflate my bike tires with helium
If you text me, I’ll reply in three seconds
I don’t shower daily, and if I have to, I get annoyed
I know I’m pretty stale, but look, I’m making an effort

I brought you some chickpeas and a Chabelo movie
I know there are hotter guys, taller and more Christian
Who even have a pink cream-colored hole
Mine's a bit dark and needs some maintenance
But with this diet, it always has good breath

I don’t have any of what Dani Flow boasts about
I don’t have a car, I’m a virgin, I like Dragon Ball
I’m not like all the other reggaeton guys
I started from the bottom and I’m still at zero

I got a little one, ah
But at least I know how to use it
My eight centimeters will please you
I'm not an average guy

I don't have money, nah
But at least I know how to iron
I can sweep, mop, wash, and cook
I'm not an average guy

I'm not an average guy
My last name is López

And this is another one from Insulini