Lavadora Blues

Get home,
a war with my wife.
Get home,
a war with my wife.
That damn washing machine
never works right.

I left the house,
I got mad at my wife.
I left the house,
I got mad at my wife.

I found a girl,
hers was Herminia.
What a name.
I told her:
you're fresh blood,
that's what you're gonna give me.
Fresh blood,
you can give me
fresh blood.
Fresh blood,
that's what you're gonna give me.

Back home,
again with my wife.
Back home
again with my wife.
That damn washing machine
never works right.

I'll give you some advice,
in case it helps you someday.
Buy a Phillips washing machine,
or cut your wife's throat.