Que Feo Estoy
Heavy Nopal
How Ugly I Am
How ugly I am
Even I scare myself when I see myself in the mirror...
How ugly I am
I was ugly as a kid and I'm ugly now as an old man
How ugly I am
My dad used to say, 'I don't know why you were born'
And my friends would make fun of my joke of a face
How ugly I am
They always cast me in horror movies
How ugly I am
I even scare tigers with my terrible breath
How ugly I am
I always wanted a pretty girlfriend
But all I found was another ugly one
I have a peg leg and a hand made of foam rubber
I have a big hump and a belly that overwhelms
I seriously think about getting a beauty treatment
To heal my pimples and file down my head
How ugly I am
I'm always burping and passing gas everywhere
How ugly I am
I scratch my nose while my feet stink
How ugly I am
I talk with my mouth full, splattering those around me
And I have a rotten eye and seven missing teeth
I have a peg leg and a hand made of foam rubber
I have a big hump and a belly that overwhelms
I seriously think about getting a beauty treatment
To heal my pimples and file down my head
How ugly I am.
