Speedrun To Redemption (versión en español latino)

[Charlie]
Step one, say you’ll make it
If you’re seeking redemption, you need some resolution

[Angel Dust]
Alright

[Charlie]
Step two
Say goodbye to the booze

[Angel Dust]
Hey!

[Charlie]
A sober mind leads to absolution

Step three, dignity!
Clothes with morality
Step four, give the poor some comfort

[Demon]
Aren’t you the stuck-up bitch?

[Charlie]
Five, six, seven, eight
Hey, focus a bit

You can change diapers
Help someone cross the street
It’s so sweet

[Vox]
Uh-huh

[Velvette]
Sure

[Charlie]
Come with me, Angel, don’t be ashamed
They don’t understand you
You can be good, I know

Skeptics, pay attention
We’re gonna run a marathon to redemption

Step nine
You gotta give a coin

[Vox]
Yeah, that story isn’t made up at all

[Charlie]
Step ten
Repeat the nine again

[Angel Dust]
Again?

[Charlie]
Just in case the angels didn’t see it
Step eleven!

[Vox]
Quick question, how does this guy get to Heaven?

[Charlie]
Step twelve, what the hell!
Pentious would’ve been saved by now
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, and more
Be nice now, come on

Put on this hat
Build a rocket
You gotta fulfill
Talk with your S’s like this
Suffer a depression
Obsession with eggs
Leather seat
And that’s how you’ll be truly good

Save a friend from death, damn it!
Maybe self-sacrifice is the key
If you offer your life with real intent
Maybe you’ve found redemption already

[Angel Dust]
I hate you