Hazbin Guarantee (Trust Us) (versión en español)

[Charlie]
Come here, to your home
I'll carry your bags
The hotel is awesome
We'll even park the car

You'll live with family

[Angel Dust]
Hey, bitch! Don’t touch the chest hair

[Charlie]
It’s glorious, you’ll see
And you won’t have to pay

[Alastor]
It’s worth the price

[Vaggie]
What a fool

[Husk]
What a mess

[Cherri Bomb]
What a disaster

[Niffty]
Everything’s a bit dirty, you’ll see

[Charlie]
Hey! Watch out

[Angel Dust]
Just a little

[Charlie]
Well, that’s bad

[Vaggie]
Ugh, Cherri

[Cherri Bomb]
What?

[Charlie]
What a great choice
It’s your salvation

Redemption is possible
I hope so, please
If I haven’t been an idiot
And this hasn’t been a huge mistake

And I won’t get over it
They took my friend right in front of me
Bastards! Just a moment ago
What a horror!

There’s a bar!

[Husk]
What a shitshow!

[Charlie]
You’ll drink

[Baxter]
No, not me

[Charlie]
I know you’re gonna love being here

[Charlie and Vaggie]
You’ll find harmony

[Husk]
No, I can’t serve you a fucking Mai Tai!

[Charlie and Vaggie]
It’s glorious, you’ll see

[Charlie]
Everyone sing together!
I want a room

[Chorus]
A room

[Charlie]
I need it now

[Chorus]
I need it now

[Charlie]
Come on, everyone!
If something’s not right

[Chorus]
If something’s not right

[Charlie]
I’m not gonna be violent
I want a room

[Sinner]
What a fucking mess

[Charlie]
I need it now

[Vox]
Psst, hey you

[Sinner]
Who, me?

[Vox]
That’s right, gorgeous

What a bore
This is such a drag!
Don’t you want something
That’ll give you more in the long run?

Well, I see a big star in you
With a little push, you’ll take off

[Velvette]
Come to the Uve tower
Where talent rises

[Valentino]
You’ll be super popular
If you join our team

[Velvette]
We’ll change your look
With some Botox, you’ll see

[Valentino]
I’ll wax you

[Velvette and Valentino]
Snap, snap, snap

[Velvette]
Everyone will know who you are

[Velvette and Valentino]
You

We’re all about winning
They won’t outdo us
You

[The Uves]
You just have to trust
And that’s it
Trust

[Vox]
You’ll be the star

[Valentino]
Your holes now

[Vox and Valentino]
Have been patented
Everyone’s gonna enjoy

[Velvette]
The pity is they’re already tired of you
Though some clicks from haters are adding up

[Vox]
Wait, they’ve left
This is over
It’s a shame, but your time here is up
Done! Don’t burn out
Get the hell out of here, quick
Get the hell out of here, quick!

[Velvette and Valentino]
Snap, snap, snap, bitch

If you know someone else
You
Tell them their soul isn’t here
And they’ll never win

[The Uves]
Just tell them to

[Charlie]
Come on

[Velvette and Valentino]
Come to the Uve tower

[Charlie]
To live

[Charlie and The Uves]
Your life can be great here

[Charlie]
You’ll find harmony

[Velvette and Valentino]
Don’t be nice, be famous

[Charlie]
It’s glorious

[The Uves]
Sign and cash in

[Charlie]
For real

[Vox]
Yeah, sure, bitch
Believe in me
Believe in me
Believe in
In us, heh, I meant to say
Us

[Velvette]
Uh-huh

[Valentino]
Yeah, sure