Hazbin Guarantee (Trust Us) (versión en español)

[Charlie]
Come here, to your home
I'll carry your suitcases
The hotel is great
We'll even park the car

You will live with your family

[Angel Dust]
Oh, you slut! Don't touch chest hair!

[Charlie]
It's glorious, you'll see
And you won't have to pay

[Alastor]
It's worth the price

[Vaggie]
How foolish

[Husk]
What a pedal

[Cherri Bomb]
What a mess!

[Niffty]
Everything is really dirty, you'll see

[Charlie]
Hey! Watch out!

[Angel Dust]
A little bit

[Charlie]
That's too bad

[Vaggie]
Ugh, Cherri

[Cherri Bomb]
That?

[Charlie]
What a great choice!
It is your salvation

Redemption is possible
I hope so, please
If I haven't been an idiot
And this has been a big mistake

And I'm not going to get over it
They killed my friend right in front of me
You bastards! Just a little while ago
How awful!

There's a bar!

[Husk]
What a mess!

[Charlie]
You will drink

[Baxter]
No, not me

[Charlie]
I know you're going to love being here

[Charlie and Vaggie]
You will find harmony

[Husk]
No, I can't give you a fucking Mai Tai!

[Charlie and Vaggie]
It's glorious, you'll see

[Charlie]
Everyone sing together!
I want a room

[Choir]
One room

[Charlie]
I need it now

[Choir]
I need it now

[Charlie]
Come on, everyone!
If something is wrong

[Choir]
If something is wrong

[Charlie]
I'm not going to be violent
I want a room

[Sinner]
What a fucking mess

[Charlie]
I need it now

[Vox]
Psst, hey you

[Sinner]
Who, me?

[Vox]
That's right, beautiful

What a bore!
This is a huge pain in the ass!
Don't you want something?
Which one will benefit you more in the long run?

Well, I see a great star in you
With a sure push you'll take off

[Velvette]
Come to the U-shaped tower
Where talent rises

[Valentino]
You'll be very popular
If you join our team

[Velvette]
We're going to change your look
With Botox, you'll see

[Valentino]
I'm going to wax you

[Velvette and Valentino]
Bam, bam, bam

[Velvette]
Everyone will know who you are

[Velvette and Valentino]
You

Our goal is to win
They will not surpass us
You

[The Uves]
You just have to trust
And that's it
Rely

[Vox]
You will be the main character

[Valentino]
Your holes already

[Vox and Valentino]
They have been patented
Everyone will enjoy it

[Velvette]
The pity is that they've already had enough of you
Although some clicks from haters are adding up

[Vox]
Wait, they've left
This is over
It's a shame, your time here is over
That's it! Don't get burned
Get out of here as fast as you can
Get the hell out of here!

[Velvette and Valentino]
Bam, bam, bam, slut

If you know of anyone else
You
Tell him who's in charge
And that he will never win

[The Uves]
Just tell them that

[Charlie]
Come now

[Velvette and Valentino]
Come to the U-shaped tower

[Charlie]
To live

[Charlie and the Vs]
Your life can be great here

[Charlie]
You will find harmony

[Velvette and Valentino]
Don't be nice, be famous

[Charlie]
It is glorious

[The Uves]
Sign and get paid

[Charlie]
Really

[Vox]
Yeah, right, bitch
Believe in me
Believe in me
Believe in
In us, heh, heh I meant
Us

[Velvette]
Uh-huh

[Valentino]
Yes of course