Garantía Hazbin (Confía)

[Charlie]
Here’s your key, take it
Let me carry your bags
The hotel’s awesome
I can validate your parking

We’re a family here

[Angel Dust]
Pervert, keep your hands off my fluff

[Charlie]
It’s the Hazbin Hotel guarantee
Did I mention it’s free?

[Alastor]
It’s worth the price

[Vaggie]
Al, be nice

[Husk]
There are drunks

[Cherri Bomb]
And assholes

[Niffty]
And sticky, filthy floors

[Charlie]
Don’t listen to them

[Angel Dust]
Nobody does

[Vaggie]
Oh, Cherri

[Cherri Bomb]
What?

[Charlie]
You made the best choice

To save your soul, redemption is the way
I really hope so or my life’s a mistake
And my friend died right in front of me
And I can’t get over it
I saw him die last fucking month

Here’s the bar

[Husk]
What the hell

[Charlie]
There’s beer

[Baxter]
I’m not interested

[Charlie]
You’re gonna love this place

[Charlie and Vaggie]
And live in harmony

[Husk]
No, I can’t make you a damn Mai Tai

[Charlie and Vaggie]
It’s the Hazbin Hotel guarantee

[Charlie]
Repeat after me

I’ll check in

[Sinners]
I’ll check in

[Charlie]
I’ll look for a guide

[Sinners]
I’ll look for a guide

[Charlie]
For my redemption

[Sinners]
For my redemption

[Charlie]
I’ll never be violent

[Sinners]
I’ll never be violent

[Charlie]
I’ll check in

[Sinners]
I’ll check in

[Charlie]
I’ll look for a guide

[Vox]
Psst, hey, you

[Sinner]
Who, me?

[Vox]
Yeah, you, girl

Redemption sounds
Like a boring topic
There’s gotta be a calling
That makes more sense to you

I feel like you’ve got a star quality
A little push and a storm will be your career

[Velvette]
Come to the Vi tower
To see your talent shine

[Valentino]
You can’t imagine
How hot you can look

[Velvette]
With a super outfit
And some padding here

[Valentino]
Your ass all smooth

[Velvette and Valentino]
A fresh haircut

[Velvette]
Hell will love you

[Velvette and Valentino]
In this, no one’s better
No one can win

[The Vis]
You gotta trust us
You just gotta
Trust

[Vox]
A stellar pleasure

[Valentino]
Patenting your holes

[Vox and Valentino]
Hypersexualization won’t exist

[Velvette]
You’ll be everywhere, even in their soup
Those souls that hate you, we’ll have them a click away

[Vox]
They’ve changed the channel
The sale is over
Hope you enjoyed
And we say goodbye

Your show got canceled
Listen, bitch, it’s over
Get off my property

[Velvette and Valentino]
Snip, snip, snip, bitch

Maybe you know someone else
You
In this, no one’s better
No one can win

[The Vis]
You just gotta

[Charlie]
Here’s your key

[Velvette and Valentino]
Come to the Vi tower

[Charlie]
Here it is

[Charlie and the Vis]
Your life can be great after you die

[Charlie]
And live in harmony

[Velvette and Valentino]
Don’t be good, be famous

[Charlie]
The guarantee

[The Us]
It’s a lottery

[Charlie]
Hazbin Hotel

[Vox]
Yeah, right, bitch
Trust
Just in me
Just in me
We, no, heh, I meant
We

[Velvette]
Uh-huh

[Valentino]
Yeah, right, dude