Garantía Hazbin (Confía)

[Charlie]
Here’s your key, it’s right here
Let me take your bags, my dear
The hotel’s really great
I can validate your parking rate

We’re a family here

[Angel Dust]
Pervert! Keep your hands off my fluff

[Charlie]
The Hazbin Hotel guarantee
Did I mention it’s free?

[Alastor]
It’s worth the price

[Vaggie]
Al, be nice

[Husk]
There are drunks around

[Cherri Bomb]
And assholes too

[Niffty]
And sticky, filthy floors, oh boo

[Charlie]
Don’t listen to them

[Angel Dust]
Nobody does!

[Vaggie]
Oh, Cherri!

[Cherri Bomb]
What?

[Charlie]
You made the best choice

To save your soul, redemption’s the way
I really hope so or my life’s a mistake
And my friend died right in front of me
And I can’t get over it
How fucked up!
Last month I watched him die

Here’s the bar!

[Husk]
What the hell!

[Charlie]
There’s beer

[Baxter]
I’m not interested

[Charlie]
You’re gonna love this place for sure

[Charlie and Vaggie]
And live in harmony, that’s the score

[Husk]
No, I can’t make you a fucking Mai Tai!

[Charlie and Vaggie]
It’s the Hazbin Hotel guarantee

[Charlie]
Repeat after me!

I’ll check in

[Chorus]
I’ll check in

[Charlie]
I’ll look for a guide

[Chorus]
I’ll look for a guide

[Charlie]
For my redemption

[Chorus]
For my redemption

[Charlie]
I’ll never be violent

[Chorus]
I’ll never be violent

[Charlie]
I’ll check in

[Chorus]
I’ll check in

[Charlie]
I’ll look for a guide

[Vox]
Psst, hey you

[Sinner]
Who, me?

[Vox]
Yeah, you, cutie

Redemption seems
Like a boring theme
There’s surely a calling
That makes more sense, it seems

I feel you’ve got a star’s touch
A little push and a storm will be your crutch

[Velvette]
Come to the Vi tower
To see your talent flower

[Valentino]
You can’t imagine
How hot you can get

[Velvette]
With a super outfit
And some padding here and there

[Valentino]
Your ass with no hair

[Velvette and Valentino]
A haircut too

[Velvette]
Hell will love you

[Velvette and Valentino]
In this, no one’s better
No one can win

[The Vis]
You must trust in us
You just gotta
Trust

[Vox]
A stellar pleasure

[Valentino]
Your holes to measure

[Vox and Valentino]
Hypersexualization won’t exist

[Velvette]
You’ll be in the soup, even if they’re sick of you
From those souls that hate you, we’ll get a few clicks too

[Vox]
They’ve changed the channel
The sale is done
Hope you enjoyed it
And now we say goodbye

Your show got canceled
Listen, bitch, it’s over
Get off my property!

[Velvette and Valentino]
Snip, snip, snip, bitch

Maybe you know someone else
You
In this, no one’s better
No one can win

[The Vis]
You just gotta

[Charlie]
Here’s your key

[Velvette and Valentino]
Come to the Vi tower

[Charlie]
Here it is

[Charlie and the Vis]
Your life can be great after you die

[Charlie]
To live in harmony

[Velvette and Valentino]
Don’t be good, be famous

[Charlie]
The guarantee

[The Us]
It’s a lottery

[Charlie]
Hazbin Hotel

[Vox]
Yeah, right, bitch
Trust
Just in me
Just in me
We, no, heh, I meant
We

[Velvette]
Uh-huh

[Valentino]
Yeah, right, dude