Garantía Hazbin (Confía)
Hazbin Hotel
Hazbin Guarantee (Trust)
[Charlie]
Here's your key
Let me take your luggage
The hotel is great
I will be able to validate your parking
We are a family here
[Angel Dust]
Pervert, hands off my fluff
[Charlie]
The Hazbin Hotel Guarantee
Did I mention it's free?
[Alastor]
It's worth the price
[Vaggie]
Al, be kind
[Husk]
There are drunks
[Cherri Bomb]
And bastards
[Niffty]
And there are sticky, filthy floors
[Charlie]
Don't listen to it
[Angel Dust]
Nobody does it
[Vaggie]
Oh, Cherri
[Cherri Bomb]
That?
[Charlie]
You made the best decision
For your soul, saving and redeeming yourself is the best thing
I truly hope so, or my life will be a mistake
And my friend in front of me died
And I can't get over it
How fucked up
I saw him die last month
Here's the bar
[Husk]
What the hell
[Charlie]
There's beer
[Baxter]
I'm not interested
[Charlie]
You'll definitely love this place
[Charlie and Vaggie]
And to be able to live in harmony
[Husk]
No, I can't give you a fucking Mai Tai
[Charlie and Vaggie]
It's the Hazbin Hotel guarantee
[Charlie]
Repeat after me
I will register
I will register
[Charlie]
I'll look for a guide
I'll look for a guide
[Charlie]
For my redemption
For my redemption
[Charlie]
I will never be violent
I will never be violent
[Charlie]
I will register
I will register
[Charlie]
I'll look for a guide
[Vox]
Psst, hey, you
[Sinner]
Who, me?
[Vox]
That's right, girl
Redemption is made for you
A boring topic
There is definitely a calling
Which makes more sense to you?
I feel you have a touch of stardom
A push and a storm will be your career
[Velvette]
Come to the Vi tower
Let's see your talent emerge
[Valentino]
You can't imagine
How cool you can look
[Velvette]
With a super outfit
And filler over here
[Valentino]
Your hairless anus
[Velvette and Valentino]
A haircut
[Velvette]
Hell will love you
[Velvette and Valentino]
Nobody is better at this
Nobody can win
[I saw them]
You can trust us
You just need to
Rely
[Vox]
A stellar pleasure
[Valentino]
Your holes patent
[Vox and Valentino]
Hypersexualization will not exist
[Velvette]
You'll be everywhere, even if they get fed up with you
From those souls who hate you we will get several clicks
[Vox]
They already changed the channel
The sale is over
I hope you enjoyed it
And we say goodbye
Your show was cancelled
Listen, bitch, it's over
Out of my property
[Velvette and Valentino]
Snip, snip, snip, bitch
Perhaps you know someone else
You
Nobody is better at this
Nobody can win
[I saw them]
They only need to
[Charlie]
Have your key
[Velvette and Valentino]
Come to the Vi tower
[Charlie]
Here it is
[Charlie and the Vi]
Your life can be great after you die
[Charlie]
To be able to live in harmony
[Velvette and Valentino]
Don't be nice, be famous
[Charlie]
The guarantee
[The Uves]
It's a lottery
[Charlie]
Hotel Hazbin
[Vox]
Yeah, sure, whore
Trust
Only in me
Only in me
We didn't, hehe, I meant
Us
[Velvette]
Uh-huh
[Valentino]
Yeah, sure, fucker