Garantía Hazbin (Confía)

[Charlie]
Here's your key
Let me take your luggage
The hotel is great
I will be able to validate your parking

We are a family here

[Angel Dust]
Pervert, hands off my fluff

[Charlie]
The Hazbin Hotel Guarantee
Did I mention it's free?

[Alastor]
It's worth the price

[Vaggie]
Al, be kind

[Husk]
There are drunks

[Cherri Bomb]
And bastards

[Niffty]
And there are sticky, filthy floors

[Charlie]
Don't listen to it

[Angel Dust]
Nobody does it

[Vaggie]
Oh, Cherri

[Cherri Bomb]
That?

[Charlie]
You made the best decision

For your soul, saving and redeeming yourself is the best thing
I truly hope so, or my life will be a mistake
And my friend in front of me died
And I can't get over it
How fucked up
I saw him die last month

Here's the bar

[Husk]
What the hell

[Charlie]
There's beer

[Baxter]
I'm not interested

[Charlie]
You'll definitely love this place

[Charlie and Vaggie]
And to be able to live in harmony

[Husk]
No, I can't give you a fucking Mai Tai

[Charlie and Vaggie]
It's the Hazbin Hotel guarantee

[Charlie]
Repeat after me

I will register

I will register

[Charlie]
I'll look for a guide

I'll look for a guide

[Charlie]
For my redemption

For my redemption

[Charlie]
I will never be violent

I will never be violent

[Charlie]
I will register

I will register

[Charlie]
I'll look for a guide

[Vox]
Psst, hey, you

[Sinner]
Who, me?

[Vox]
That's right, girl

Redemption is made for you
A boring topic
There is definitely a calling
Which makes more sense to you?

I feel you have a touch of stardom
A push and a storm will be your career

[Velvette]
Come to the Vi tower
Let's see your talent emerge

[Valentino]
You can't imagine
How cool you can look

[Velvette]
With a super outfit
And filler over here

[Valentino]
Your hairless anus

[Velvette and Valentino]
A haircut

[Velvette]
Hell will love you

[Velvette and Valentino]
Nobody is better at this
Nobody can win

[I saw them]
You can trust us
You just need to
Rely

[Vox]
A stellar pleasure

[Valentino]
Your holes patent

[Vox and Valentino]
Hypersexualization will not exist

[Velvette]
You'll be everywhere, even if they get fed up with you
From those souls who hate you we will get several clicks

[Vox]
They already changed the channel
The sale is over
I hope you enjoyed it
And we say goodbye

Your show was cancelled
Listen, bitch, it's over
Out of my property

[Velvette and Valentino]
Snip, snip, snip, bitch

Perhaps you know someone else
You
Nobody is better at this
Nobody can win

[I saw them]
They only need to

[Charlie]
Have your key

[Velvette and Valentino]
Come to the Vi tower

[Charlie]
Here it is

[Charlie and the Vi]
Your life can be great after you die

[Charlie]
To be able to live in harmony

[Velvette and Valentino]
Don't be nice, be famous

[Charlie]
The guarantee

[The Uves]
It's a lottery

[Charlie]
Hotel Hazbin

[Vox]
Yeah, sure, whore
Trust
Only in me
Only in me
We didn't, hehe, I meant
Us

[Velvette]
Uh-huh

[Valentino]
Yeah, sure, fucker